does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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