Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I just sharted jello shots
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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