So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do vagina's smell?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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