i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
