is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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