She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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