I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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