I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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