Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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