i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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