Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
