I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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