Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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