Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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