She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i barfeds in our rink
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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