I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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