ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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