just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i already hear my dad disowning me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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