Your face is a jimmy john
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I wear drunk well.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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