Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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