All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
