Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
