Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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