I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
