I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dicks are not precious.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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