Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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