i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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