Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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