Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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