my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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