hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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