I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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