is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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