The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture