It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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