:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.