I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten