Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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