Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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