How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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