Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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