And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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