just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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