Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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