So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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