Will you blow on my dice?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
