doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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