Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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