She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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