We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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