this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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