I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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