I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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