Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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