Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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