I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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