Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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