I wannas sexs uuuuu
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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