I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Two words: nipple clamps
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