When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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