Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize
