Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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